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Bananas: Dead Simple Food for Breakfast (And Lunch, Too, And Occasionally I Have One for Dinner)

August 27, 2007 by crunchfood

Michael Arrington

Fruits are nothing new. Over the last few years, countless varieties have been launched… strawberries, blueberries, oranges, cantaloupe, grapes—I could go on. But all of these fruits have been very Food 1.0, requiring washing, peeling, cutting, and other helper applications. I like fruit on my cereal, but, wow, does it have to be so difficult?

Well, my sources just moments ago filled me on a new fruit, the banana, that has all the killer features other fruits have been lacking, and which I’ve been calling for for some time now.

Bananas require no special gizmos to get down to business. Just peel back the conveniently hard nub at the top and get instant access to the tasty fruit inside.

This might get very popular very fast.

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7 Responses

on August 27, 2007 at 9:21 pm drew olanoff

I hear that Bananas may get acquired by the Food Network for 1.75 billion.

Don’t ask for my source, they’re a bit fruity and probably had too many cocktails.
on August 27, 2007 at 9:45 pm Arth

Michael,

Totally agree with you as usual. Apples have that icky skin, peaches are all fuzzy—bananas are the bomb! You da man!
on August 28, 2007 at 6:26 pm Sven

In related news, Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, has filed a grievance claiming that they knew first!
on August 28, 2007 at 6:52 pm The banana at Citizen Jake

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on February 15, 2009 at 4:15 pm Mary-qd

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on April 13, 2009 at 3:16 am Xray

Можно и поспорить по этому вопросу, ведь только в споре может зародиться истина.